plug in, baby

the other day your mamma, daddy and i all went on a picnic. i felt you kick a little. i played you some music. 'twist & shout' by the beatles didn't seem to do much for you, but 'hey baby' by bruce channel [or "the dirty dancing song", as your mamma called it] had you jumping and wiggling. we started playing 'pony' by ginuwine for you [for old times' sake] but then your daddy was like "wait wait he's too young for that!" [something about the lyrics...] so we played some jodeci - from the show, the afterparty, the hotel album that me and your mamma played to death when we were about 14 or 15 - and that chilled you out.